Why hello there beautiful, my name is Ben. How's about you mosey on down to my place and we can 'tango' ;)


I'm an nascent 3D modeller from England and I love baking and playing games far too much.


Guilty pleasures include: Karaoke, Soppy love films and prancing around the house to songs on the radio.


So yeah, feel free to drop in to say hello and introduce yourself, you might as well, you're already this far if you're reading this.

 

onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 

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Anonymous asked
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the "f" out of Safe and the "f" out of Way!

dutchster:

youre-tacky-and-ily:

dutchster:

yang-the-timelord:

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

yang-the-timelord:

dutchster:

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i’m so fucking confused and it’s pissing me off help

Get out da way

i’m so lost wtf
there is no f in way and just how the fuck do you get “Get out da way” from that wtf

exactly there is no f in way

I think it’s supposed to be like get the fuck out of the way
get the f out of the way
but the safe I don’t understand

THERE IS NO F IN WAY