Why hello there beautiful, my name is Ben. How's about you mosey on down to my place and we can 'tango' ;)
I'm an nascent 3D modeller from England and I love baking and playing games far too much.
Guilty pleasures include: Karaoke, Soppy love films and prancing around the house to songs on the radio.
So yeah, feel free to drop in to say hello and introduce yourself, you might as well, you're already this far if you're reading this.
aaaaaaaaaaa that was a mistake
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.